From A Friend

Photoshop

How many times have you read an employment ad soliciting “designers” who use it (or some other software title). Have you ever wondered why?

• Anyone who asks “Do you know how to use [blank] program?” is a moron. What are programs? They are approximations. Select this then that, save and repeat. Wow man.
• What business is it of a moron to even ask how you make your magic? — Are you stupid?
• If [they were] were interested in edited images, they would ask “Can you edit images?”
• If [they] demand you use a given product… remove the highway flare you carry in your briefcase and ignite it on the bastard’s desk then ask him if he knows how to use Adobe Fire Extinguisher.