1. maura: for the old-schoolers'. →

    maura johnston: omg
    maura johnston: i just had a horrifying thought
    maura johnston: is julia allison the john styn of web 2.0?
    maura johnston: complete with pink obsession!??!
    Scott Cohen: hysuio jsdmfsdofasdifjsdklfmsdhfsdojflski f
    Scott Cohen: sssdfkldsfknsdf
    Scott Cohen: iojd ksd
    Scott Cohen: 9io AKmd
    Scott Cohen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Scott Cohen: *HEAD EXPLODES*
    Scott Cohen: except
    Scott Cohen: that
    Scott Cohen: John Styn NEVER GOT A JOB AT STAR MAGAZINE
    Scott Cohen: he just masturbated on-camera.
    maura johnston: same diff?

    Note: for those of you who are not old as dirt in internet years, John Styn is the man behind cockybastard.com. He was the original overshare king right down to arranging worldwide orgies (I shit you not) as far as my old lady memory recalls. Honestly I found him to be wildly inspirational. If he could get away with being completely over the top and authentic and still be a huge success, the rest of us could too.

    And BONUS, he has a Tumblr now. The internet is awesome.