Internet shrapnel. Compiled by a designer / marketing consultant / mother / ninja. Read by miscreants, geniuses, and search engine robots.
me: man, you can't bottle this much awesome.
dean: well, you should sell it as an aftershave
dean: if you could bottle it i mean
me: but you can't
me: because it's too much.
dean: sigh... what if you watered it down for us mortals?
me: no can do, grasshopper. even i cannot fully grasp how awesome i am.
me: it's that much awesome.
dean: wow!
me: .... i think the heat is melting my brain.
