1. postcards from yo momma →

    “Nice pictures of the poopie puppies!!!! They all look vicious!!!!

    How do I google former classmates?”

    if these snippets were from my mother, they’d be much more guilt ridden, and filled with niggling reminders of how i’m just so “different” from my much elder siblings. i AM after ALL the OLD MAID. at the wrinkled, wisened age of 26.

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