April 2009
16 posts
Sneak Peek: Philtro + Google Reader →
An update to my earlier post. A spam filter for gReader? Definitely on my wishlist. If you want an invite, make sure to comment with your e-mail and I’ll send one over.
March 2009
148 posts
Feed the animals. Tap on the glass. Run in the hall. Drink and drive. Drink and...
– A Few Things a Man Should Never Do, No Matter How Long He Lives
The Bush administration has not yet lifted the regulation barring people with...
– Andrew Sullivan, on September 20 of last year. I had no idea this ban existed, did you?
McSweeney's: Song Titles, Before Editing for... →
“My Wings Feel a Stirring of Air Beneath Them. Is That Air You? Methinks Yes”
“I Have Looked for Quite Some Time, but, Alas, the Object of My Search Has Eluded Me”
“Caroline, You Are Delectable”
“Baby, You Hit Me Once, and When You Did, All I Could Think Was That I Would Relish Your Doing It Once More”
“It Is Morning and You Are...
Odds of Dying in a Terrorist Attack →
You are 13 times more likely to die in a railway accident than from a terrorist attack
You are 12,571 times more likely to die from cancer than from a terrorist attack
You are six times more likely to die from hot weather than from a terrorist attack
You are eight times more likely to die from accidental electrocution than from a terrorist attack
You are 11,000 times more likely to die in an...
So this young girl decides to use Twitter yesterday to tell her followers that...
– sofranko
This is the highest energy orbit of enjoyment. It radiates with energy and life....
– Buster McLeod: capacity to enjoy things
McSweeney's: Secure Website Authentification... →
What is your mother’s maiden name?
What is your older sister’s favorite Monopoly game piece?
Who did your paternal grandfather vote for in the 1956 presidential election?
Why did you choose a liberal-arts degree when your entire family urged you to go into finance?
In what year did you begin working on your novel?
How many weeks away was graduation when you dropped out of...
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My four year old daughter is having a tonsillectomy at 9:15 tomorrow morning. I cannot sleep. All I can think about is her on the operating table with her mouth wide open and a doctor sticking scalpels down her throat. Not fun, not fun at all, I don’t recommend it.
I know I post a lot of old, tired music. But if you notice, most of my posts happen at night. At night, all I can handle is...
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Me know it isn’t normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt...
– Cookie Monster